With apologies to Danny Elfman

		What's this?
		What's this?
		There's treason everywhere!
		What's this?
		There's secrets in the air!
		What's this? 
		I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming, 
                wake up Carl this isn't fair!
		What's this?
		
		What's this? What's this?
		There's something very wrong.
		What's this?
		They're stringing us along...
		What's this? 
		The streets are lined with foreign agents laughing
		Everybody's finally cracking
		All because of Russian hacking
		What is this??
		
		What's this?
		They're playing duck and cover
		Instead of playing tag.
		The scientists are marching
		And the parks have all been gagged.
		
		There's locks on every window,
		oh I can't believe my eyes.
		And in my heart I feel the fear 
		and rage boiling inside.
		
		Oh, look
		What's this?
		A bug inside my phone, a spy!
		I'm quite taken aback, I'm shocked

		They're gathering around to plot the latest
		spin on treason and sedition
		What's this?

		What's this?
		In here they've got a paid cabal, how queer
		And who would ever think
		And why?

		They're overturning all the laws
		and grabbing with their greedy paws
		The populace is terrified
		With all conventions so defied

		I can't decide
		I can't decide
		To stay and fight or run and hide
		What's this?

		The fuck, what now?
		The watchdogs are asleep
		But look, there's tons of juicy leaks.
		Not THAT! The dossier that proves betrayal 
		and disloyal machinations from the top
		now selling out our people

		What's this?

		The patriots are missing
		And the ethics can't be found
		And in their place there seems to be
		Sheer terror all around
		Instead of joy, I swear
		I can hear screaming in the air
		The stench of bribes and lies
		Is absolutely everywhere

		The schemes, the cons
		They're everywhere and all around
		I've never felt so mad before
		The fascist and the Nazi signs keep piling up
		And everybody's had enough
		They've got to go, they've got to go
		We can't take anymore
		They've got to go
		We've got to know
		What is this fuckery abounds
		What is this?
		
		Treason Town? hmm.