With apologies to Danny Elfman
What's this? What's this? There's treason everywhere! What's this? There's secrets in the air! What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming, wake up Carl this isn't fair! What's this? What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong. What's this? They're stringing us along... What's this? The streets are lined with foreign agents laughing Everybody's finally cracking All because of Russian hacking What is this?? What's this? They're playing duck and cover Instead of playing tag. The scientists are marching And the parks have all been gagged. There's locks on every window, oh I can't believe my eyes. And in my heart I feel the fear and rage boiling inside. Oh, look What's this? A bug inside my phone, a spy! I'm quite taken aback, I'm shocked They're gathering around to plot the latest spin on treason and sedition What's this? What's this? In here they've got a paid cabal, how queer And who would ever think And why? They're overturning all the laws and grabbing with their greedy paws The populace is terrified With all conventions so defied I can't decide I can't decide To stay and fight or run and hide What's this? The fuck, what now? The watchdogs are asleep But look, there's tons of juicy leaks. Not THAT! The dossier that proves betrayal and disloyal machinations from the top now selling out our people What's this? The patriots are missing And the ethics can't be found And in their place there seems to be Sheer terror all around Instead of joy, I swear I can hear screaming in the air The stench of bribes and lies Is absolutely everywhere The schemes, the cons They're everywhere and all around I've never felt so mad before The fascist and the Nazi signs keep piling up And everybody's had enough They've got to go, they've got to go We can't take anymore They've got to go We've got to know What is this fuckery abounds What is this? Treason Town? hmm.